can i not just say,
“i’m certainly not hideous, all of which is made up for by my skilled tongue, soft-yet-firm touch and most excellent post-coital etiquette… i propose i pleasure you to fruition unceasingly, or at least until you lose consciousness from a lack of oxygenated blood flow to your brain.”
instead, we play this charade.
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mtw turns 100 episodes :]
to all my fellow Americans… ;)
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for s-t-b-s-f
guess what shirt i’ll be making when i’m done being sick and icky?
shot by tommy in paris
ahhhhhhhhhaaaahahahahahah<3
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obviously my favourite part of the movie… ;]
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quite
talks dirty to me anymore
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leave jimmy carr alone!!! :(
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weee!
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