bowties&bullets

lesbro, classic, an american hiding in canada

why

can i not just say,

"i’m certainly not hideous, all of which is made up for by my skilled tongue, soft-yet-firm touch and most excellent post-coital etiquette… i propose i pleasure you to fruition unceasingly, or at least until you lose consciousness from a lack of oxygenated blood flow to your brain."

instead, we play this charade.

mtw turns 100 episodes :]

mtw turns 100 episodes :]

to all my fellow Americans… ;)

to all my fellow Americans… ;)

(Source: fystarwars)

guess what shirt i’ll be making when i’m done being sick and icky?shot by tommy in paris

guess what shirt i’ll be making when i’m done being sick and icky?

shot by tommy in paris

obviously my favourite part of the movie… ;]

(Source: markliddell)

quite

quite

no one

talks dirty to me anymore